Wednesday, May 5, 2010

Democrat's 23rd Psalm

Democrat's 23rd Psalm ~by Mark E. Howerter, 1995

May 5, 2010 at 1:47 pm
The government is my Shepherd,
therefore I shall not work.
It alloweth me to lie down on a good job.

It leadeth me beside still factories;
it destroyeth my initiative,
It leadeth me in the path of a parasite
for politic's sake.

Yea, though I walk through the valley
of laziness and deficit spending,
I will fear no evil, for the government is with me.

It prepareth an economic Utopia for me,
by borrowing from future generations.
It filleth my head with false security;
my inefficiency runneth over.

Surely the government should take care of me
all the days of my life!
And I will dwell in a welfare state forever and ever.


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